Darklady's Retro-Moderne Pansexual Burlesque Hall awaits your self-indulgent pleasures for this year’s Portland Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser. Pick your favorite past, present, or future burlesque era, dress to impress, & luxuriate in an evening of solo-sexual satisfaction & entertainment, featuring kinky & erotic play spaces, a silent auction, dancing girls, comedians, jugglers, porn stars, Canada’s singing sensation: The Wet Spots – & so much more — all graciously introduced by mistress of ceremonies and transsexual porn sensation, Hot Wendy Williams.