By Ronnie

 Top 10 Things NOT to Say During a Casual Encounter

10. “Feel free to page through these wedding magazines while I slip into something more comfortable.”

9. “Would you mind getting in the closet for just a sec? That’s my husband’s car pulling up and he’s always a little feisty after his Krav Maga class.”

8. “You should stay for breakfast, my mom makes the best cinnamon French toast ever.”

7. “You totally remind me of the girl I have locked in my basement!”

6. “Is it okay if I keep some of your sperm? I don’t know ’bout you but I’m thinkin’ baby!”

5. “Don’t worry about the blood coming out of my penis, it happens all the time.”

4. “Sorry about that spot on the sheets – it’s been busy in here!”

3. “I got these condoms at the 99-cent store!”

2. “I may look a little different with my clothes off so don’t freak out, ’kay?”

1. “Baby, you’re almost as hot as fat Britney.”