Name That Vajayjay: 40
Words For Every Situation

by: Amelia Thefrisky  Bay to Breakers 2005 - Photo: The Vagina Lady - ashleyniblock

A fairly exhaustive list of politically correct terms for every occasion - thpeeq

How did it happen that "vajayjay" quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey's Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point-but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what's in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound as old-fashioned as "delta of Venus" or "aphrodisiacal tennis court" do now. After the jump, we've compiled a list of 40 slang terms for every important occasion. 

When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss

Business
Privates
Patsy
Nether regions
Vagina, duh

In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner

Snatch
Kitty
Junk
Yoni
Punani

Just, You Know, Like, Shooting The Breeze With Your Girlfriends

Vajayjay
Britney
Cooter
Hoo-ha
Coozie

If You're Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel

Dew-flaps
Quim
Rosebud
Sugar basin
Love tunnel
Lady flower
Bower of bliss
Oracle
Nonny-no
Gentleman's pleasure-garden

When You're Dressing Up As A Misogynist For Halloween

Pink taco
Clam
Beef curtains
Hair pie
Jam cookie

If You're Writing A Term Paper On The History Of Sex

Arbor
Attic
Cunnikin
Fanny
Nature's Tufted Treasure

You Want To Make Someone Laugh

Vertical smile
Penis garage
Badger
Mossy cottage
Jack Nasty face